Sunday, June 11, 2006

Hookahville Pics...





Well, it took me long enough, but I finally posted some pics of my Memorial Day weekend trip out to the Hookahville festival in Ohio with my friends Styx and Elisha. It was an amazing time, perhaps the best Hookahville of the 7 I've attended. Yonder Mountain String band has gained yet another fan. Those guys are sick. Hookah was really impressive and the second night triple encore of Powderfinger (Neil Young), Jack Straw (Grateful Dead) and Pigs (Pink Floyd) blew my mind. Summer has officially begun. I'm gonna try to put up some more political stuff when I get the chance.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Off to Hookahville!


I'm leaving tonight for my yearly summer starting adventure in central Ohio. This year, Hookah has a new lineup which I'll be seeing for the first time. Other firsts: Blues Traveler and Yonder Mountain String Band. Expect pics when I return.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Didja Miss Me?



I've been busy.
Lots of things have been happening. For example:

I finally finished grad school (yay!)
I almost lost my car insurance (boo!)
Hookahville is just around the corner (yay!)
Emily is in Costa Rica (boo!)
I got tickets to Phil Lesh and friends, with Trey and Mike from Phish as special guests (yay!)

And so on...

Anyway, I'll try to get back on track now that things are a little mellower. Also, if you have a nice job you'd like to give away, feel free to let me know about it.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Hydrogen Jukebox News...








5/12/06
The Tiborino Museum
Philadelphia, PA

Set 1
Astro Brains from the Planet Spain
The Big Bang Theory
Golden Nugget
Friendly Fire
Sam Hall
Morphus Indigenous Sound
Johnny's a Space Frog >
Nan
Peach Fish Blues
Hip to the Wind
The Ballad of Ray Pagoda

Set 2
Drum Solo >
Jam >
Astro Zombies
Moon Wisdom Intro >
Moon Wisdom Jam* >
Perv the Strangester
The Last Newscaster
Sweet Sunny South
Sgt. Piggley's Got a Sweettooth
Elliot's Animal Jam >
Hydrojonian Jawn
Elliot's Poetry Jam
Shall We Call the Gods
Fingerprint Face
Mrs. Mouth
Alien Assassin
This Strange

*w/ the blue-haired Moon Wisdom dancer

A packed house at the Tiborino. Fire spinning, sideshow, and plenty of dancers sucking in the weirdness and spitting it back out onto the Jukebox. The lights went out about half-way through Astro Zombies (to the cheers of the crowd) and then came back on just as the song finished. Were you there? Tell me what you thought. (Thanks Em for the pics.)

Hydrogen Jukebox News...





5/9/06
Fumé
Philadelphia, PA

Set 1
Friendly Fire
Sam Hall
Lonliest River
Sweet Sunny South
Astro Brains from the Planet Spain
The Ballad of Ray Pagoda
Astro Zombies
Nan
Hip to the Wind
The Last Newscaster

Set 2
Golden Nugget
Peach Fish Blues
Morphus Indigenous Sound
"Bang Bang" (?)
The Legend of Spidy Jones
Jam
Streamind Shuffle (aborted)
Johnny's A Spacefrog >
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? >
Johnny's A Spacefrog

Acoustic show in celebration of Beth's 29th birthday.
There was no Royce to be found.

Thursday Poem on Saturday...

And This I Know

here I am again, at home –
such as it is. with:

you that sand away my rough edges
and hypnotize me –

you that crawl on all fours
lingering, lusting –

you that question me
and solve me –

you that resort to eye-rolling
and misdirection –

you that pander and pose,
as it were.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Hydrogen Jukebox News...



A week of Hydrojonian meyhem is forthcoming. Two, count 'em, two shows in the Philly area this week. Be there bitches! Here's the details...

Tuesday, May 9th
10 pm
Fumé
229 S. 45th Street
FREE SHOW!

Friday, May 12th
8 pm
The Ellen Powell Tiberino Museum
3819 Hamilton Street
$5 (Carnivolution complete with sideshow, fire, dance and assorted craziness)

So now you're armed with everything you need to have a week full of music, art, insanity, glass-eating, space frogs, and astro brains. What more could you ask for?

Friday, May 05, 2006

Fun With Rummy...



I don't know how many of you caught this, but Rumsfeld got DEMOLISHED by some exceptionally difficult questions regarding, well, the truth. You remember the truth, right? Go here to see the video.

Let's take a look at the transcript, shall we?

QUESTION: Why did you lie to get us into a war that caused these kind of casualties and was not necessary?

RUMSFELD: Well, first of all, I haven’t lied. I did not lie then. Colin Powell didn’t lie. He spent weeks and weeks with the Central Intelligence Agency people and prepared a presentation that I know he believed was accurate, and he presented that to the United Nations. The president spent weeks and weeks with the Central Intelligence people and he went to the American people and made a presentation. I'm not in the intelligence business.

Trust me, no one accused you of possesing intelligence. What's unfortunate is that you're not in the "being a capable Secretary of Defense business" either. See, that's where we could use some help. Also, I love how he appeals to Colin Powell, a man that people actually see as having some integrity.

RUMSFELD (continued): They gave the world their honest opinion. It appears that there were not weapons of mass destruction there.

It appears that perhaps, maybe, in light of what is known, lacking better information, possibly, that there were not weapons of mass destuction there. We think.

QUESTION: You said you knew where they were.

Oh, Snap!

RUMSFELD: I did not. I said I knew where suspect sites were and –

Pssst! Rummy! It's hard to deny lying when you're lying to cover up the fact that you were lying.

QUESTION: You said you knew where they were-- Tikrit, Baghdad, northeast, south, west of there. Those are your words.

Double Snap! (Actually Rummy's exact words were: "We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." Unfortunately for him, that's close enough not to make a fucking bit of difference.)

RUMSFELD: My words — my words were that — no, no, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let him stay one second. Just a second.

This is my favorite part of the video. Rumsfeld looks completely lost and then the security guards move in to eject the offending party until they're waved off by a Secretary of Defense who looks as though he's just peed his pants.

QUESTION: This is America.

RUMSFELD: You’re getting plenty of play, sir.

Is he trying to sound magnanamous here?

QUESTION: I’d just like an honest answer.

RUMSFELD: I’m giving it to you.

I'd hate to see what an evasive answer full of lies looks like.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Thursday Poem...

Ever Ended

“Good god,” said old black sharecropper.

“See, my hands are tied – I do suppose I tried to be in spaces
where I fit.

Your flutter me and spit my name out with precision.

You awkwardly repeat these deep demands and beat the carpet of your tongue.

No sooner did I stand for all your weary indiscretions than you took me by the neck’s last nape and, see, you shook enough to loose my jawbone and my certainty.”

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Protest Pics...

These pictures are from the April 29th, protest in NYC. (Click 'em for bigger versions.)




Monday, May 01, 2006

Hydrogen Jukebox News...



Hey hey!

The good ol' Hydrogen Jukebox have joined the human race (for a moment) and established a MySpace page. There you will find samples of their music, pictures of their events, gig dates, contact information, and more. So what are you waiting for?

Go check it out!

Plus, there will be a Jukebox show on Friday, May 12th at the Tiberino Museum. More details here as the date approaches.

Thursday Poem on Monday...

[gave my thesis presentation on last Thursday. it went well. here's a poem cause i skipped the one I would have posted that day.]

Untitled (15)

I saw you, sister, as you dissolved, dithering, under my microscope in a pool of saline solution dripped from on high by obscure celestial digits –
As you navigated your chemical obstructions and expanded inward, away from the strongest sources of black light –
As your misshapen cells retracted and recoiled, sucking membrane and empathy into deep spirals –
As you shrank from my sight completely, leaving me wanting in the wake of your unfinished auras.

I saw you once more, sister, as I cast about with near-blind eyes into the perpetual ceiling of the night sky, finding for myself your figure strewn among the constellations –
As you rode bareback along nebular corridors with cold eyes, cause you’d rather not come undone at multiple angles, unnerving and crowded with come in doubt –

disenchant me now I say for sooth for you for play for gone and fold me in you gently yawning maw –

resonate you now I pull a tooth, for on this sill I sit and spill
my juices –

so quaint we’ve darkened our last door and quibbling vanished at the
breath of us –

give a mild lip to the former lovers in our dreams, panting and weaving through the Sistine sepulcher, finding pleasure in these ancient moments bound tight with twine and desire –

at last, I watch you as you drift between Castor and Pollex and lose yourself, as if our existence was merely opaque memory.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Same Old Situation...


I've not posted for a few days due to the absolute shit-ton of work I have to be doing. Thankfully, after quick visits to a few random news sites, I am secure in the knowledge that things are still nice and insane in the world. Just how I like it. Let's see here...

Ginormous gas prices? Check.

Crazy guy still running things in Iran? You betcha.

Continuing cluster-fuck in Iraq? Oh heeeeelll yeah.

Ann Coulter still setting women back by light years? Clearly.

Teachers assigning racist math problems involving a current White House staff member? Huh? Wow.

It's times like these that we need music like this.